Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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