is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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