and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I forgot how hot balto sounded
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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