I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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