i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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