Buhtt sex?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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