Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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