Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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