Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So here I am, sexting at work.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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