I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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