protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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