I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
