I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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