is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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