You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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