make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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