It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
