Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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