bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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