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(602): View more from Arizona

where are you

(303): View more from Colorado

in your bedroom

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how did you get in

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your wife…

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WTF

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.

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(516): View more from New York

Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"

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(256): View more from Alabama

IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.

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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?

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(650): View more from California

I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?

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(513): View more from Ohio

He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something

(513): View more from Ohio

Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review

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(786): View more from Florida

You’re not his type

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I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type

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