This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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