trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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