I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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