Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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