3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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