I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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