Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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