I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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