I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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