exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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