My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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