what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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