Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My Sexting was not on an AP level
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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