For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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