did you get engaged???
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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