I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize