she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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