If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
