I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Drake has all the answers
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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