Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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