I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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