normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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