Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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