Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
COCAINE IS GR8
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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