No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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