He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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