let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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