Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
