we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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