i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
