Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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