i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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