I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
send nudes
from the living room?
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