my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
