is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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