First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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