Its about making memories worth repressing
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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