That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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